No one on the corner got swagger like us

nylesvanial:

thatdamnedamerican:

you can tell by the way i walk im a womans man no time to talk

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I fucking AC specifically for this

relahvant:

relahvant:

never sure whether lorde’s dancing or having a seizure

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

poeticdarkbeauty:

simmy-fied:

musiqchild007:

stop this.

I think the neighbors heard me laugh

LOOOOL

yxxck:

areumdw:

aquariums are one of my favorite places to be


this made me really calm for no reason at all

yxxck:

areumdw:

aquariums are one of my favorite places to be

this made me really calm for no reason at all

aduhm:

urfriendlyneighborhoodatheist:

aduhm:

let’s agree to stop puns after December 31, 2013

What’s our pun-ishment if we don’t?

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exhists:

im not even a 2nd choice anymore, im like a 193847271th choice 

cnnbreaking:

forcing a friend to watch a tv show

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